
“I was shocked by the song at first, and I wasn’t sure I could do it,” she told the L.A. Gillette had her misgivings, not telling her parents what she was working on. Recording the track under the name Gillette, she’d studied drama at the University of Houston and had been friends with Flores for years, working as a receptionist at a clinic when 20 Fingers proposed a collaboration. “Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away?” goes one line, although that’s not quite as vicious as the snidely patronizing “Isn’t that cute, an extra belly button / You need to put your pants back on, honey.”īut 20 Fingers needed a vocalist, landing on Sandra Gillette, who was 18 or 19 at the time.

In “Short Dick Man,” the narrator goes to great lengths to let the guy know how minuscule his johnson is. Charlie and I wanted to say something that would make up for all the bad things that are said about women.” The ‘B word,’ the ‘H word,’ this is what they’re gonna do to her. “In most records you hear today, there are negative things toward women,” Mohr said in an interview with the Chicago Reader that same year. The lyrics were like a taunt.ĭon’t want, don’t want, don’t want, don’t want The chorus was meant to be simple and insanely catchy, something you couldn’t get out of your head. So we decided a song that turned the tables on men might attract some attention.” “We figured there were all these songs by men bashing women and treating women like sex objects. Flores, Onofrio Lollino and Manny Mohr, all based in Chicago - it was Babie and Mohr who came up with “Short Dick Man.” “We wanted to do something shocking - something we could easily get played in the clubs,” Mohr told the L.A. Although there were four men in the group - Charlie Babie, J.J. It was dreamt up by a dance-music production team dubbed 20 Fingers. For one thing, we actually do know who masterminded the track. That, of course, is inaccurate in several ways. Apparently, “Short Dick Man” was beamed onto this planet from another dimension, the individuals behind it never to be heard from again. You can’t affix any superstar persona onto the song - the voice is anonymous enough that it could be anyone. Most people don’t know who made it or who sang it. But “Short Dick Man” is this weird sonic object that exists in its own little universe.

Lots of once-controversial songs now just seem tame. It’s easy to laugh: Boy, Brazil’s a pretty weird place, huh? (Also worth considering: The crowd may not speak English and therefore don’t know what they’re dancing to.) But the truth is, even back when it first hit radio in 1994, “Short Dick Man” (or, as it was also known, “Short, Short Man”) felt risqué - and it still does.

“Don’t want no short dick man,” she declares, again and again.
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Obviously, the TV clip is memorable because of the juxtaposition of a singer talking smack about a guy with a small penis in front of a boisterous crowd of innocent kids and parents.
